PICK 3 FREE REWARDS WITH ANY COMBO
Chapter Icons, Enamel Pins & Coins - You Choose
How did we achieve such flawless detail? Simple. I stood behind the engraver with a bolt-pistol for 72 hours straight.
Fear is a powerful muse.
He is currently recovering in the Medicae bay, but his TRAUMA is your gain.
Reap the Shiny Fruits of his Terror with every Relic Combo.
Armory Vault Re-seals in:
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⚠️ ADVISORY: DO NOT OFFEND THE MACHINE SPIRIT ⚠️
To successfully claim your gift, you must use the "add to cart" button. skipping directly to checkout disrupts the promo automation
ENDS 22 FEB
PRAISE HIM
THE EMPEROR PROTECTS
FAITH IS YOUR SHIELD
PRAISE HIM
THE EMPEROR PROTECTS
FAITH IS YOUR SHIELD
01. Add Combo to Cart
Valid with any combo
02. Select Zinc Pin
Choose from 36 Pins
03. Select Enamel Pin
Choose from 8 Pins
04. Select FREE COIN
Exclusive Design
DECLARE YOUR ALLEGIANCE
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BLOOD ANGELS
Beautiful Armor. Shame about the genetic code.
DARK ANGELS
Robes over power armor? A tactical snagging hazard.
THE INQUISITION
Paranoia critical. Even your toaster is a suspect.
BLACK TEMPLARS
Chaining weapons to wrists implies poor grip strength.
ADEPTUS MECHANICUS
My own kin. Still worshipping toasters. Embarrassing.
ULTRAMARINES
I resurrected their Primarch. You are welcome.
DEATHWATCH
They destroy xenos tech. Wasteful.
GREY KNIGHTS
Fighting daemons with swords? Inefficient. Use a gun.
SPACE WOLVES
Canine DNA detected. They need a vet, not a Tech-Priest.
Free Ring not available
ASTRA MILITARUM
The Flesh is Weak. These ones are the weakest.
ADEPTUS CUSTODES
Masterwork biology. Wasted on guard duty.
Free Ring not available
IMPERIUM OF MAN
They hate innovation. I ignore their complaints.
WHITE SCARS
Optimal velcocity. Shame about the reckless driving.
IRON WARRIORS
Too many hazard stripes. Aesthetically offensive.
DEATH GUARD
Biological corruption detected. Incinerate immediately.
BLACK LEGION
Crusade success rate: 8%. Statistically unimpressive.
RAVEN GUARD
Pale skin. Brooding nature. They need sunlight.
SALAMANDERS
Obsessed with saving civilians. Compassion is a logic error.
Free Ring not available
orks
They paint it red to go faster. Physics does not work that way.
Free Ring not available
necrons
Trazyn is a thief. I am a researcher. There's a difference.
ADEPTA SORORITAS
Miracles are just physics I haven't explained yet.
WORLD EATERS
Angry Lawnmowers with daddy issues and headaches.
CART REWARD TIERS
HIGHER SPEND = HIGHER DOPAMINE. REWARDS ARE CUMULATIVE.
CART TIER 1:
1x Mini + FREE SHIPPING
FREE WITH ORDERS > $60
Chief Servitor: "Simple creatures require simple stimuli. It requires no labor. It will make your brain release the happy chemicals. DO NOT CONSUME."
CART TIER 2
1x Terminator + Chapter Pin
FREE WITH ORDERS > $100
Chief Servitor: "Biological pets are inefficient; they require food and they die. Emotional Support Terminators are eternal. They will guard your fragile feelings with a storm bolter."
CART TIER 3
1x Elite Specialist + Keychain
FREE WITH ORDERS > $160
Chief Servitor: "Standard Astartes are too polite for your current sector. You require a specialist. They do not understand fear. They only understand how to turn your enemies into ash. The keychain is tactical. Even your house keys should know how to kill."
CART TIER 4
Strike Force (5-8 minis)
FREE WITH ORDERS > $240
Chief Servitor: "The Flesh is weak, but your credit limit is strong. You have ascended. Show the peasants who you are."
FORGE WORLD EFFICIENCY
Prayer does not deliver packages.
Fuel and coordinates do. I have optimized both.
AUTOMATED GIFT DISPERSAL
Add any Combo, and a selector for your FREE Gifts materializes automatically.
WORLDWIDE DELIVERY VECTORS
Whether you reside in a Hive City or Feral World (Alaska/Hawaii), my Drop Pods will find you.
PRIMITIVE TAXES PRE-PAID
The bureaucrats have been bribed. The price you see is the price you pay.
SECURE
CHECKOUT
Your data is guarded by Magos-level firewalls. Your primitive credit chips are safe from scrap-code.
4,967 VERIFIED COLLECTORS
No coercion required. Purchasing was the only rational choice.
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A machine is only as strong as its smallest cog. Do not neglect the details.
Common Primitive Inquiries (FAQ)
Most organic confusion is caused by user error. I have compiled this database so you stop pestering my servitors.
What is the current "Promotional" Campaign?
Add any Relic Combo (two or more relics bundled) to your cart, and you will immediately receive a directive to select 3 rewards.
One Zinc Chapter Icon Pin (Choose from 36 High Relief Icons)
One Enamel Pin (Choose from 8 Vibrantly Colored Badges)
One Free Coin (Guardsmen Decision Coin)
Please use the Add to Cart button; skipping straight to Checkout or using "Buy Now" may offend the Machine Spirit and disrupt the automation logic.
You will receive one Full Set of Rewards (3 items) for every combo purchased. More Combos = More Rewards.
Can I swap the Enamel Pin for a second Zinc Pin instead?
Yes, the Codex Astartes supports this action. While the Administratum loves their rigid lists and protocols, heroes of the Imperium know that victory requires flexibility. We have overridden the standard requisition logic for you
You have full tactical freedom to Mix and Match any 3 items from the pool.
If you want 3 Zinc Pins and 0 Enamel Pins? Done. A mix of 2 Coins and 1 Zinc Pin? Granted.
The armory is yours to command. Take exactly what you need for the battles ahead.
Can I choose the design of the Free Coin?
We wish the Munitorum had authorized more patterns, but currently, we issue only one exclusive design for the Guardsman Decision Coin.
This is a heavy, high-relief zinc alloy coin sculpted with immense detail. It depicts the ultimate duality: a loyal soldier on one side, and on the reverse, the threat that every citizen of the Imperium faces: the fall to Chaos.
I selected the wrong pin by accident. Can I change it in the cart?
Once the items are locked in your cart, the Machine Spirit allows no alterations. You must remove the entire bundle from your cart and add the Combo again to trigger a new selection sequence
Negative. It is your primitive browser technology that is failing the Omnissiah.
Critical: Freebies only appear if you add [ADD TO CART]. If you click [BUY NOW] or skip straight to Checkout, the Machine Spirit shrugs and leaves your cart bare.
Disable Pop-Up Blockers: They suppress the gift selector.
Try an "Incognito" Window: They bypasses corrupt cache data.
Use a Primary Terminal (Desktop): Mobile dataslates often lack the processing power to handle this much generosity.
What if I already paid and forgot to add the freebies I was entitled to?
Typical organic error. You were so eager to acquire the goods that you ignored the loot.
THE SOLUTION: Contact my support servitors at support@exterminatus.co immediately. If your shipment has not yet entered the Warp (shipped), we can manually insert the relics. If the transport has launched, you must live with your mistake. Move fast.
Do your rings come in Different Sizes? Will they fit me?
Most of the collection is forged at a standard US 9.5, utilizing an "Open-Loop" geometry - a crude but effective Mechanicus technique. The rings do not form a complete loop, allowing you to manually calibrate the fit by applying pressure with your own hand.
The Result: A fit molded not by machine, but by your own biological strength.
The Exceptions: Two rings possess Closed Loops (Fixed Size US 9.5) and cannot be adjusted.
1. Black Templars: Crusader's Vow Ring / 2. Blood Angels: Golden Dawn Ring
Will I be charged Imperial Taxes (VAT/Duties/Tariffs)?
Do not concern yourself with your primitive bureaucracy. I have bribed the relevant Planetary Governors.
All Taxes, VAT, and Import Duties have been pre-paid. The price you see is the price you pay. No surprises.
How long will Shipping Take?
We utilise drop pods for Global Distribution. Shipments are dispatched with extreme prejudice. While Warp Storms can cause minor delays, most acquisitions arrive within 7-14 Solar Days.
Can I use another Discount Code (e.g., Welcome Code) on top of this?
Affirmative. The threat of Chaos is infinite, therefore my resources must be infinite.
If you possess a Welcome Code or a Secret Key, you may stack it on top of the Project S.A.N.T.A rewards.
Do not question the economics. I manufacture these assets on Mars; your credits are merely data to me. Secure the loot before I recalculate the exchange rate.
I am still confused. My biological brain cannot process these instructions.
Do not distress Subject. I have anticipated the limitations of your flesh.
Solution: Direct your optical sensors to the Chat Construct in the bottom-right hand corner of your screen.
Protocol: Transmit your query. I have programmed a lobotomized servitor (customer support) specifically to handle your questions. It cannot feel pain, but it can answer your questions.